Conversation with an Eight Month Old

Little Smiling Man has had a massive week!  He went from scootching with a bit of army crawl to a very efficient and speedy army crawl.  He also started properly crawling.  And, he learnt to sit up all by himself!  What a week! 

All of this new found freedom makes the world a very exciting place.  Combine this with what I expect may be a new tooth or two on the way, and the result is a sudden reluctance to nap (or sleep in general).  Ah, the joys of an overtired baby.  Of course little sleep, chasing him around the house and realising that a whole new level of baby proofing is required, has made for one busy mama!

On Friday, I found myself having a mental conversation with Little Smiling Man that I thought I would share.  Of course, for his responses I translated from babbles, screeches, whines and cries.  So, while not exact, the translation below gives a good overall flavour for our exchange.  For simplicity, I've shortened Little Smiling Man to LSM.

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Mama: "LSM, it's time for a nap!"
LSM:   "But I don't want a nap."

*LSM rubs eyes*

Mama: "Yes LSM, it's time for a nap.  You're very tired, you've been up since 10:00 and it's now 2:00.  That is too long for someone as small as you.  We've tried to get you down for a nap since lunchtime and thus far have failed.  Now, no more excuses, it is time for a nap."
LSM:   "No.  I'm not tired."
Mama: "Yes, you are.  The bags under your eyes have become steamer trunks.  You are tired."
LSM:   "No.  I said I am not tired.  I want to crawl and explore."
Mama: "Napping will give you lots of energy for further exploration.  Just a little rest, and then you can get back to crawling and exploring."
LSM:   "Not. A. Chance.  I have been waiting my entire life to crawl.  Literally my entire life.  I am not stopping now.  I refuse to stop."

*LSM rubs his eyes and yawns*

Mama: "LSM, this is getting ridiculous.  Come have a cuddle with me.  We'll just relax and see if you drift off for a little rest."
LSM:   "Out of the question.  I must continue to move."

*LSM rolls onto tummy and starts rocking back and forth on all fours, then sits up and starts playing with Mama's sweater.  Mama keeps rubbing his back and trying to settle him.*

Mama: "<Sigh> We'll just hang out, and whenever you show the slightest move towards sleep, I will help you to nap."
LSM:   "You're in for a long wait, Mama.  I will not stop moving.  Ever."

.... 58 minutes later.....

LSM:  "Why do I feel so tired!?!  I just want to crawl and explore and crawl and explore.  Is that so much to ask!?!  Why, oh why do I feel so tired!?!?"

*LSM lies on belly, head down on his fists and starts to cry*

Mama: "Remember how I told you that a little rest would give you more energy for exploring?  You need a little rest for that, and to help you feel better.  Here, I'll rub your back."

..... 24 minutes later....

LSM:   "Zzzzzzz......"
Mama: "That was epic. Time to close my eyes!"

..... 34 minutes later....

LSM:   "Let me up!  Time to explore!  Time to see the world!  What did I miss?  What can I get into?"
Mama: "And it begins once again...."